Cat Ipsum

Meow.

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See brother cat receive pets, attack out of jealousy stand with legs in litter box, but poop outside

Bathe private parts with tongue then lick owner’s face scratch me there, elevator butt. Pee in the shoe annoy owner until he gives you food say meow repeatedly until belly rubs, feels good, yet take a big fluffing crap 💩 this is the day so my left donut is missing, as is my right my slave human didn’t give me any food so i pooped on the floor. Going to catch the red dot today going to catch the red dot today scratch at fleas, meow until belly rubs, hide behind curtain when vacuum cleaner is on scratch strangers and poo on owners food but purr and who’s the baby, disappear for four days and return home with an expensive injury; bite the vet.

Attempt to leap between furniture but woefully miscalibrate and bellyflop onto the floor; what’s your problem? i meant to do that now i shall wash myself intently whatever or cat sit like bread chew master’s slippers i could pee on this if i had the energy look at dog hiiiiiisssss.

Blow up sofa in 3 seconds with tail in the air stares at human while pushing stuff off a table yet blow up sofa in 3 seconds and swipe at owner’s legs lie in the sink all day. Catch small lizards, bring them into house, then unable to find them on carpet eat a rug and furry furry hairs everywhere oh no human coming lie on counter don’t get off counter yet hide when guests come over, for while happily ignoring when being called. Play riveting piece on synthesizer keyboard blow up sofa in 3 seconds kitty poochy but take a deep sniff of sock then walk around with mouth half open skid on floor, crash into wall so get away from me stupid dog for fight an alligator and win.

Asdflkjaertvlkjasntvkjn (sits on keyboard) chase red laser dot. Groom forever, stretch tongue and leave it slightly out, blep. Claw your carpet in places everyone can see - why hide my amazing artistic clawing skills? slap owner’s face at 5am until human fills food dish, hunt by meowing loudly at 5am next to human slave food dispenser yet cough hairball on conveniently placed pants or use lap as chair, for jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, . Man running from cops stops to pet cats, goes to jail pee in the shoe so pet my belly, you know you want to; seize the hand and shred it! you have cat to be kitten me right meow attack feet. Pushes butt to face cat playing a fiddle in hey diddle diddle?. I will be pet i will be pet and then i will hiss plop down in the middle where everybody walks knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish need to chase tail, and have a lot of grump in yourself because you can’t forget to be grumpy and not be like king grumpy cat sleep all day whilst slave is at work, play all night whilst slave is sleeping. I shredded your linens for you behind the couch, for fart in owners food sit on human meow meow, i tell my human, if it fits, i sits or knock over christmas tree. Ask to be pet then attack owners hand experiences short bursts of poo-phoria after going to the loo, commence midnight zoomies purr while eating but purr when being pet. Kitty run to human with blood on mouth from frenzied attack on poor innocent mouse, don’t i look cute? roll over and sun my belly, for meow go back to sleep owner brings food and water tries to pet on head, so scratch get sprayed by water because bad cat so eat too much then proceed to regurgitate all over living room carpet while humans eat dinner. Lies down love and coo around boyfriend who purrs and makes the perfect moonlight eyes so i can purr and swat the glittery gleaming yarn to him (the yarn is from a $125 sweater) yet purr as loud as possible, be the most annoying cat that you can, and, knock everything off the table inspect anything brought into the house i like frogs and 0 gravity or with tail in the air or stare at ceiling. Behind the couch stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust chew foot. Why can’t i catch that stupid red dot meow go back to sleep owner brings food and water tries to pet on head, so scratch get sprayed by water because bad cat so good morning sunshine milk the cow. Sleep over your phone and make cute snoring noises always hungry i’m bored inside, let me out i’m lonely outside, let me in i can’t make up my mind whether to go in or out, guess i’ll just stand partway in and partway out, contemplating the universe for half an hour how dare you nudge me with your foot?!?! leap into the air in greatest offense! or kitty run to human with blood on mouth from frenzied attack on poor innocent mouse, don’t i look cute? wake up wander around the house making large amounts of noise jump on top of your human’s bed and fall asleep again. If human is on laptop sit on the keyboard sleeping in the box but the door is opening! how exciting oh, it’s you, meh or cats are fats i like to pets them they like to meow back so stick butt in face, so headbutt owner’s knee find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day. Meowing chowing and wowing poop on couch for i’m so hungry i’m so hungry but ew not for that . Meow reward the chosen human with a slow blink and try to jump onto window and fall while scratching at wall Gate keepers of hell. Chase after silly colored fish toys around the house no, you can’t close the door, i haven’t decided whether or not i wanna go out yet small kitty warm kitty little balls of fur or scratch so owner bleeds stretch out on bed asdflkjaertvlkjasntvkjn (sits on keyboard). I show my fluffy belly but it’s a trap! if you pet it i will tear up your hand chew the plant for purrrrrr for has closed eyes but still sees you. Sit on human ignore the squirrels, you’ll never catch them anyway or flee in terror at cucumber discovered on floor i’m bored inside, let me out i’m lonely outside, let me in i can’t make up my mind whether to go in or out, guess i’ll just stand partway in and partway out, contemplating the universe for half an hour how dare you nudge me with your foot?!?! leap into the air in greatest offense! but the fat cat sat on the mat bat away with paws give attitude, so freak human out make funny noise mow mow mow mow mow mow success now attack human. Eats owners hair then claws head when in doubt, wash i’m going to lap some water out of my master’s cup meow, or purr when give birth meow meow we are 3 small kittens sleeping most of our time, we are around 15 weeks old i think, i don’t know i can’t count. Fart in owners food scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me so fight an alligator and win and eat half my food and ask for more why can’t i catch that stupid red dot so meow.

Waffles paw at your fat belly. Please stop looking at your phone and pet me cat cat moo moo lick ears lick paws stares at human while pushing stuff off a table but plan your travel, yet purr like an angel attack dog, run away and pretend to be victim so flex claws on the human’s belly and purr like a lawnmower. Favor packaging over toy. Milk the cow stinky cat for get video posted to internet for chasing red dot give me some of your food give me some of your food give me some of your food meh, i don’t want it lasers are tiny mice but steal mom’s crouton while she is in the bathroom and meow to be let out. Annoy kitten brother with poking have my breakfast spaghetti yarn or ptracy. Furrier and even more furrier hairball really likes hummus but if it fits i sits scratch so owner bleeds if it fits i sits sit on human they not getting up ever but pee on walls it smells like breakfast. Growl at dogs in my sleep tickle my belly at your own peril i will pester for food when you’re in the kitchen even if it’s salad meow meow we are 3 small kittens sleeping most of our time, we are around 15 weeks old i think, i don’t know i can’t count and lick butt and make a weird face or ask to go outside and ask to come inside and ask to go outside and ask to come inside. Chase little red dot someday it will be mine! meow go back to sleep owner brings food and water tries to pet on head, so scratch get sprayed by water because bad cat but milk the cow naughty running cat for jump around on couch, meow constantly until given food, plays league of legends for the dog smells bad. Oooo! dangly balls! jump swat swing flies so sweetly to the floor crash move on wash belly nap demand to be let outside at once, and expect owner to wait for me as i think about it rub my belly hiss for do doodoo in the litter-box, clickityclack on the piano, be frumpygrumpy. Man running from cops stops to pet cats, goes to jail stare at the wall, play with food and get confused by dust fight own tail but brown cats with pink ears scratch the furniture. Love eat a rug and furry furry hairs everywhere oh no human coming lie on counter don’t get off counter gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention gimme attention just kidding i don’t want it anymore meow bye so attack dog, run away and pretend to be victim i’m bored inside, let me out i’m lonely outside, let me in i can’t make up my mind whether to go in or out, guess i’ll just stand partway in and partway out, contemplating the universe for half an hour how dare you nudge me with your foot?!?! leap into the air in greatest offense!. Claw your carpet in places everyone can see - why hide my amazing artistic clawing skills? human is behind a closed door, emergency! abandoned! meeooowwww!!! yet mark territory, plan your travel intently stare at the same spot. Eat a rug and furry furry hairs everywhere oh no human coming lie on counter don’t get off counter is good you understand your place in my world mice found somthing move i bite it tail and cuddle no cuddle cuddle love scratch scratch hell is other people. Thinking about you i’m joking it’s food always food love to play with owner’s hair tie so floof tum, tickle bum, jellybean footies curly toes. Instead of drinking water from the cat bowl, make sure to steal water from the toilet. Purr when give birth why must they do that, for plays league of legends, lick human with sandpaper tongue and i hate cucumber pls dont throw it at me. Always ensure to lay down in such a manner that tail can lightly brush human’s nose i will ruin the couch with my claws for why can’t i catch that stupid red dot. Pretend you want to go out but then don’t paw at your fat belly why must they do that. Chase imaginary bugs. Cats go for world domination thinking about you i’m joking it’s food always food drink water out of the faucet. Purr. Meow meow you are my owner so here is a dead rat skid on floor, crash into wall and trip owner up in kitchen i want food, intently sniff hand purrr purr littel cat, little cat purr purr. Dead stare with ears cocked throwup on your pillow, for chew foot cat slap dog in face pushes butt to face making bread on the bathrobe the cat was chasing the mouse. Skid on floor, crash into wall cats making all the muffins dont wait for the storm to pass, dance in the rain, and sometimes switches in french and say “miaou” just because well why not what the heck just happened, something feels fishy so scratch me now! stop scratching me! lick butt.